Kristen Stewart Delivers Monologue On Donald Trump's Tweets About Her on 'SNL'

"Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart".

He later followed up with, "Everyone knows I'm right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart".

Speculations also have it that Kristen Stewart was spotted wearing a sweatshirt given by Robert Pattinson.

In this sketch - one of the few that didn't target Trump - an anti-booze meeting on a university campus takes a weird twist thanks to the freaky past of Kristen Stewart's character. Apparently, the Twilight actress was quite nervous about her recent Saturday Night Live episode and her former lover showered her with support. She deceived him like a bitch and will do it again.

"There won't be any malice involved".

Sean Spicer Press Conference - Stewart doesn't have a large role in this one, but it was easily the best sketch of the night.

"So, yeah that's insane, right?" I felt this weird responsibility, because I didn't want to seem fearful.

In an interview past year, she said, "I had to have some answer about who I was. Yeah, sure. To be honest with you: I would be interested". Open invite stands for Robert Pattinson.


The Personal Shopper star closed out her monologue by swearing.

During her SNL monologue this weekend, Stewart noted how Donald Trump was obsessed with the Twilight stars' relationship. Kristen started the show with a few jabs for President, Donald Trump.

"For six years, I've been being a total wuss about it".

Stewart then added, "To be fair, I don't think Donald Trump hated me". They like each other so much and think they might fall in love. Here's how I know.

Yet, fans couldn't help but notice that Kristen used her "Saturday Nighty Monologue" to talk about her sexual identity.

I love the way KStew paired the dress with high-waisted briefs, playing with the portions of her outfit.

"We've got a great show, and I totally care that I'm here because it's the coolest f-ng thing", she said, then covered her mouth as she realized she'd just cursed on live television.

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